And the Word was baked fresh every day!

Mmmm. Fresh babies.

We get that this bag of shit is trying to highlight “President” and “Murdering,” but her tenses, as usual, are all wrong. If you’re going to do this, you need to change “Murdering” to “Murders.” As is, the subtext reads “President Murdering,” in which case you’re simply advertising for someone to murder the President, which is a felony and blatantly insane. So unless it’s these Presidents to whom you’re referring, you better check yourself, Crazy!

Do you think Notre Dame likes Obama or likes-likes Obama?

Stand fast, Catholics! And then sit down. And then stand fast again! And then sit down. And then stand once more! And then sit down. Peace be with you. (And also with you.)

It’s nice to know that someone’s keeping a level head in this heated election climate.

Also, punctuate yourself before you wreck yourself!